Ankle Tax at Trader Joe’s

This morning at Trader Joe’s, I stood at the register while the ever-friendly cashier confessed his unhealthy vaping habit and his plan to someday go raw vegan, and a helper slid my groceries into bags with assembly-line grace. That’s when a woman in her early fifties barrel-rolled a full shopping cart into my flank, the metal edge skinning my bare ankle. She tossed out an apology through a forced smile, then bolted—out the doors, groceries into her Lexus, and gone. I was less offended by the scuff than by the performance: self-centered phoniness wrapped in a grin.

I hadn’t had an ankle scraped on a grocery run in at least a decade, back when I still braved the Torrance Costco, a gladiator pit where “shoppers” behaved like extras from The Hunger Games. I migrated to Trader Joe’s for its cozier, laid-back vibe. But this morning offered a nudge from reality: the place isn’t a bucolic paradise—it’s still frenzied commerce, and sometimes the receipt includes a mark on your ankle.

So yes, Trader Joe’s is friendlier—just budget for the occasional Ankle Tax at checkout, payable in skin, not cash.