Cinemorphosis

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  • CAR T-Cell Therapy Helped My Brother Beat a Rare Cancer

    CAR T-Cell Therapy Helped My Brother Beat a Rare Cancer

    In 2021, my younger brother faced a grim diagnosis: Burkitt lymphoma, a rare and aggressive cancer that left him with a mere three months to live. As if that wasn’t enough, he was recently divorced, his finances were in tatters following the collapse of his tech start-up, and the weight of stage-4 cancer was crushing him. The doctor, in a rare moment of compassion, suggested he create a bucket list. But fate had one last twist in store: my brother was accepted as the final participant in a groundbreaking UCSF experimental treatment known as CAR T-cell therapy.

    For three weeks, he underwent this miracle treatment, and as his recovery began, he was supposed to stay at the nearby Koz Hospitality House, a sanctuary for cancer patients. But he needed more than just a place to stay—he needed someone to help him navigate this harrowing chapter. Enter me. My college courses had all shifted online due to the pandemic, so I was able to handle my remote office hours from the Koz House. I moved in with my brother for two weeks, and though it was a challenge, it felt like a moral imperative to be by his side.

    What followed was nothing short of miraculous. Not only did my brother defy the odds and beat the cancer—the enormous tumor in his chest vanished—but the absence of chemotherapy meant he was full of energy. We walked several miles a day in the warm embrace of the Golden Gate Park sunshine, and dined out at local restaurants, with our absolute favorite being the Bibimbap from a charming Korean café within walking distance of the Koz House.

    Imagine, if you will, a plate that could make the gods weep with joy: the luxurious Bibimbap. At its core is a steaming mound of jasmine rice, each grain perfectly cooked and slightly caramelized around the edges, promising a delightful crunch. This foundation is adorned with a vibrant array of vegetables that seem to dance in a riot of color. There are tenderly crisp shredded carrots, their bright orange sweetness a contrast to the emerald-green spinach, delicately sautéed to perfection. Thin strips of julienned shiitake mushrooms lend an earthy umami, while sautéed zucchini adds a touch of sweetness, and crunchy bean sprouts offer a refreshing snap.

    Amid this colorful tableau, slices of seasoned beef—tender and juicy, marinated in a rich blend of soy sauce, garlic, and sesame oil—rest in harmonious balance with the vegetables. Atop this culinary masterpiece is a perfectly fried egg, its golden yolk a glossy orb of creamy richness, its edges crisply caramelized for a delightful textural contrast. A bold dollop of gochujang, a spicy-sweet fermented chili paste, sits at the center, its fiery kick slicing through the richness with vibrant heat.

    A sprinkling of sesame seeds, their nutty aroma mingling with the dish’s complex flavors, completes the ensemble. Thinly sliced scallions add a touch of freshness, and a drizzle of toasted sesame oil imparts a deep, nutty undertone. Every bite of this artful creation is a testament to the balance of textures and flavors—a celebration of umami, sweetness, and spice that transforms each meal into a joyous feast.

    Watching my brother relish every bite of this extraordinary Bibimbap was more than just a culinary delight—it felt like witnessing a healing miracle. It was as though this renowned Korean dish held within it a secret power, a savory balm that not only nourished his body but also rejuvenated his spirit, making him heal before my very eyes.

  • The gastronomic equivalent of putting a monocle on a raccoon

    The gastronomic equivalent of putting a monocle on a raccoon

    As a kid, my taste buds were on a non-stop joyride with Pigs In a Blanket—those glorious cocktail sausages swaddled in Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, dunked with the carefree abandon of a sugar-high toddler in cheddar cheese, spicy mustard, and barbecue sauce. They were the epitome of childhood bliss.

    Fast forward to adulthood, and we must now suffer Luxury Reinterpretation. This is the gastronomic equivalent of putting a monocle on a raccoon. The process involves taking our beloved comfort foods like Pigs in a Blanket, grilled-cheese sandwiches, and Sloppy Joes, and draping them in so much opulence that you’d think they were being prepared for a royal banquet. We’re talking artisan breads that cost more than a week’s groceries, freshly baked brioche buns, and French cheeses so refined they practically come with a family crest.

    In this upscale twist, culinary wizards employ techniques that sound like they belong in a sci-fi film—slow cooking, smoking, and sous-vide. Flavors are layered with truffle oil, caramelized onions, and sautéed mushrooms, all artfully plated with microgreens, edible flowers, and a drizzle of balsamic reduction that could double as abstract art. There’s even a heart-wrenching narrative woven into the dish, involving deep-rooted culinary traditions or some distant great-grandmother who once served peas on an antique platter.

    The lengths to which we’ll go to gild the lily of our childhood comfort foods is a testament to our fear of being judged for enjoying simple pleasures. Sometimes, all I want is to revel in the uncomplicated joy of Pigs in a Blanket without all the pomp and circumstance. But no, in the world of haute cuisine, even the humble piggy-in-a-blanket must be paraded around in a tuxedo and given a backstory worthy of Shakespearean drama. And so, we drape our comfort foods in an extravagant cloak of sophistication, proving once and for all that our insecurities are as elaborate as the dishes we create.

    This scenario exposes the fact that the move to “Luxury Reinterpretation” isn’t just a culinary choice—it’s a full-blown identity crisis, a performance art piece meant to scream, Look how refined I’ve become! Remember: No matter how much balsamic reduction you drizzle, a piggy-in-a-blanket in a tuxedo is still just a piggy in a blanket—albeit one sweating under the weight of insecurity and overpriced truffle oil.

  • Never Insult Your Guests with Mock Apple Pie

    Never Insult Your Guests with Mock Apple Pie

    One fateful evening in 1982, as I was nestled on the couch like a potato after a long day, I tuned into a San Francisco KQED comedy special. Enter Bob Sarlatte, a comedian with a chin so bold it could be used as a paperweight and a grin so snide it seemed to have its own agenda. He took aim at the pièce de résistance of culinary chicanery: the Ritz Crackers recipe for Mock Apple Pie. Sarlatte was on a mission to uncover the absurdity behind Ritz’s audacious claim of making apple pie with, wait for it, crackers instead of apples. He was incredulous, practically frothing at the mouth as he dissected this travesty. “Why on earth,” he demanded, “would Ritz, in all their cracker-clad glory, boast about a recipe that doesn’t even remotely involve apples?” According to Sarlatte, this so-called “apple pie” was like calling a desert a beach because it had sand—except the sand was made of crushed Ritz crackers, and the beach was a figment of your imagination. The comedian was in no mood for Ritz’s grandstanding. To him, this wasn’t a culinary innovation; it was a culinary catastrophe. He took Ritz to task for attempting to pass off a cracker conglomeration as apple pie, as if the lack of fruit was a feature, not a flaw. “Who,” Sarlatte railed, “are you going to serve this Mock Apple Pie to? Your mock friends? People who enjoy mockery served with a side of disappointment?” Sarlatte’s razor-sharp wit wasn’t just about lampooning a recipe—it was about exposing a greater travesty: the shameless elevation of a subpar substitute as a triumph of creativity. This wasn’t a clever culinary trick; it was an insult wrapped in a cracker crust. Bob Sarlatte laid bare the staggering lack of self-awareness and the brazen audacity required to serve such an ersatz “apple” pie with a smug smile. It was a masterclass in how to serve up an insult with a cherry on top, minus the apple, of course.