Kafka, Not Clenbuterol

I’ve never quite gotten over the deaths of the Mentzer brothers—Mike and Ray—whose obsession with perfection and reliance on steroids ultimately hastened their exit. Their physiques were statuesque, yes, but their lives were carved short. That’s the part that lingers.

I admire Mike Israetel—he’s brilliant, transparent, and still juiced, albeit at what he calls a “low dose.” He concedes he may shave a decade or more off his life for it. That trade-off sticks with me. It’s a Faustian bargain that never appealed to me, even back in the 70s when the bodybuilding bug bit hard. I was tempted to go all in—steroids, competitions, the works—but I veered. I went to college. I fell for Kafka instead of clenbuterol, and bodybuilding became a passion, not a profession.

And you know what? That’s been enough.

I never needed steroids to love the grind. The clang of plates, the satisfying fatigue of a well-earned pump—that’s always been sacred to me. It’s a kind of meditation with weight. No enhancement necessary.

These days, my goal is simple: keep the protein high and the calories hovering just above the edge of a deficit. Lean enough to see the muscle I’ve built, not buried in fluff. I’m not after mass for mass’s sake—I’ve seen that movie, and the ending isn’t great. I’d rather stay lean and defined than bloated and breathless.

This isn’t about vanity. I just want to see what’s been built underneath, after fifty years under the bar.