Muscle Man: A Novel of Rants in Disguise

Jordan Castro’s Muscle Man is a strange beast: less a conventional novel than a stack of scathing essays stitched together with the thread of a character named Harold, an English professor obsessed with bodybuilding. Harold isn’t so much flesh and blood as a delivery system for polemics. He rants against bureaucratic absurdities, the avalanche of pointless emails, academia’s desperate clawing for relevance, and the smug Groupthink masquerading as intellectual superiority. He rails at the hypocrisy of universities that wave the flag of social justice while exploiting adjuncts, athletes, and students, and he sneers at the notion of campus as sanctuary when his inbox is clogged with alerts about robberies and assaults.

Where the novel shines is precisely in these acidic rants. Castro’s Harold is less character than conduit, channeling fury and despair at a culture unraveling into nihilism. The ironies abound: Harold, who clings to bodybuilding as a refuge, is ironically less muscle than mouthpiece—an abstraction desperate for mass. And that is both the strength and weakness of Muscle Man. The pleasure lies in the essays-in-disguise, the delicious insights, the spectacle of academia and American culture descending into entropy. What you won’t find is narrative immersion, the joy of getting lost in a world that feels lived-in.

That doesn’t make Castro’s experiment invalid. Novels aren’t bound by rules; if a writer wants to build a stage for ideas instead of characters, so be it. But a novel that thrives on abstractions will only light up some of the reader’s neurons, not all. If you want a narrative that delivers both scabrous cultural critique and the visceral, personal journey of a bodybuilder spiraling into madness, reach for Samuel Wilson Fussell’s Muscle: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder. That book flexes.