The Lion Man

I recently had a dream that put me face to face with evil—not the metaphorical kind, not garden-variety wickedness or tax-season despair. No, this was evil with a proper noun. The Lion Man. A creature of mythic malevolence, stitched together from nightmares and paranoia, and now inexplicably headlining a lecture in a packed auditorium.

I was in the front row, naturally—because why wouldn’t my psyche give me VIP seating for its own unraveling?

Onstage stood the Lion Man: nearly seven feet tall, dressed in a powder-blue gangster suit that shimmered with the kind of menace only polyester can summon. His face was unmistakably leonine, all fangs and symmetry, framed by a magnificent, thick mane that looked equal parts MGM mascot and Old Testament prophet gone feral. His eyes—icy blue and depthless—held the kind of hatred you don’t recover from. Looking into them felt like staring at the sun: too much exposure and you’re permanently damaged.

He gripped a lectern and delivered a furious, gesticulating sermon, his arms slicing through the air like cleavers. But I couldn’t hear a word. Not one syllable. His mouth moved—angrily, emphatically—but all I heard was a dark, atonal soundtrack swelling behind him, as if his words existed in a frequency my soul refused to translate.

Then, things got worse.

At some invisible signal—maybe a silent scream—several people wheeled a phone booth onto the stage. It had the sad, sterile shine of a prop pulled from a David Lynch nightmare. The Lion Man stepped inside. The roof slid open like the lid of a cursed urn, and animals—real, living animals—were dropped in from above.

What followed was carnage. He devoured them all. Cows, pigs, zebras, horses, dogs, cats. No hesitation. No remorse. I could hear the crunching—those surgically sharp teeth pulverizing bone like brittle kindling. One by one, their skeletons were spat out from the phone booth like nightmarish confetti. I sat paralyzed as femurs and ribs rained down, the floor littered with vertebrae and splintered jaws.

When it was over, the Lion Man stepped out casually, as if he’d just wrapped a press conference. He dusted bits of fur and sinew off the lapel of his gleaming suit. Then he looked at me.

No, into me.

Our eyes locked. I wanted to recoil, hide, burst into flame—anything but be seen by that gaze. But I was frozen, a slab of pure terror, incapable of blinking. He stared at me as if to say, You’re next.

I woke up at 4 a.m., choking on dread. But the dream hadn’t entirely ended. I could feel him in the room. He was sitting on the edge of my bed. Not metaphorically. Not symbolically. He was there—massive, radiating cold, breathing slowly. The terror was so complete I couldn’t move, couldn’t even gasp for air. It felt like being buried under ice.

Then—tap tap tap.

I turned my head, barely.

Outside the window was Gravefeather—the crow. My familiar friend. My unsolicited spirit guide. He was perched on the sill, eyes glinting with that uncanny, measured intelligence. He tapped once more.

The Lion Man noticed. And then he vanished—dissolved like fog in sunlight. Just like that. Gone.

Gravefeather and I locked eyes. No theatrics. No nods. Just understanding.

“Thank you,” I whispered aloud, the paralysis receding. Gravefeather paused a beat longer, then flapped into the night, leaving me shaken, grateful, and completely unable to sleep again.