When I open YouTube, my homepage looks like a digital gladiator pit. Comedians, podcasters, and fitness influencers are constantly “dunking on,” “roasting,” or “destroying” one another. The algorithm assumes I crave conflict like a Roman spectator—hungry for outrage, giddy for blood. It’s pathetic, really. My only objection today is a simple one: stop turning my comedians into content. They’ve long been the high priests of outrage, transmuting it into gold through timing, irony, and a killer punchline. Outrage used to be an art form, not a business model.
But comedy has competition now. For the past decade, social media has been strip-mining outrage for clicks. Unlike comedians, who craft original points of view and occasionally elevate our spirits, the algorithm slaps together cheap dopamine with a glue gun—strawman fallacies, emotional bait, polarization, and tribal garbage—all to keep us doom-scrolling through the sludge.
Comedians once showed us our shared absurdity. Algorithms show us our mutual contempt. That’s not progress; that’s spiritual rot. I fear that as AI devours art and originality, comedians may go the way of Paul Bunyan—felled not by fatigue but by the chainsaw of automation.
Maybe I should reprogram my feed with videos of pandas hugging ducklings. But swapping venom for saccharine isn’t redemption; it’s sedation. Better to log off entirely, read a book, or at least choose what I watch. For now, YouTube feels like poison—delivered daily, in high definition.
Cinemorphosis 
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