Comparison is a reliable factory of misery. At sixty-four, with retirement in sight, good health, a wife, and twin daughters under the same roof, I possess the raw materials of a decent life. Yet a few minutes with my favorite podcasters and YouTubers and the arithmetic collapses. I measure my output against their reach, my voice against their polish, and conclude—too quickly, too confidently—that I am a small, forgettable thing. I’ve taught college writing for nearly forty years, but I don’t feel compelled to sermonize about it online. I’ve trained my body for decades, but I have no appetite to package kettlebells and nutrition into content as if they were revelations. Faced with the spectacle of success, I drift into a soft, theatrical lament: I wish I could be somebody.
Two modest ideas interrupt that spiral. The first is a phrase my daughter and I use over a game of Yahtzee. When the dice fall short of glory but still land on something usable—a full house, a small straight—we shrug and say, “I’ll take what I can get.” It’s a small sentence with a sturdy backbone. Life does not hand out only Yahtzees or their analog, a life of glory and fanfare. Life offers partial wins, mixed hands, and the occasional quiet competence. Taking what you can get is not surrender; it is calibration. It means knowing the difference between what can be improved through discipline and what must be accepted without drama. It is not mediocrity. It is accuracy.
The second idea is less a principle than a confession: I cannot will myself into being a YouTube star. I do not have the desire to edit for twelve hours a day, to hype products, or to rehearse insights that anyone can find with a competent search. My attention, such as it is, doesn’t belong so much to my YouTube channel about watch obsession these days as much as it belongs to a small corner of the internet—my less popular piano channel with fewer than eighty subscribers. There, I introduce a piece, play it, and accept the likely outcome: twenty views, one generous like. It is a modest exchange, but it is honest. I am not forcing a persona into existence; I am following a thread that feels like mine.
This refusal to force myself down a path that doesn’t align with my heart reminds me of a basic truth from yoga. Some days the body opens and the breath cooperates; I go into a state of sweat-induced bliss from the exercise intensity, but about one day every two months, the joints resist, the mind wanders, and the practice feels like a negotiation with gravity. On those days, you do not escalate the conflict. You ease back. You take the version of the practice that the day allows. I see the same pattern on the exercise bike. Most sessions land between 650 and 700 calories per hour; but once a month or so the legs turn to lead and the numbers sag. Two days ago, I posted a modest 425 calories in forty-four minutes and left it there. No drama. No verdict. The next ride would likely return to form. It usually does.
So when I hear the voice of envy and my self-grandiosity pouring out operatic self-pity with remarks like “My life is so paltry,” and “Why am I not the YouTube star I deserve to be?,” I have to remind myself I can discipline and push myself to be a better person and make a better life without forcing myself to do things that aren’t driven by my heart or things that are spurred by comparing myself to others.
Moving forward, I will continue to write a miscellany of things on my blog, which is a sort of proxy for therapy–as is my piano and exercise–and I will stop trying to be a YouTube star and tell my stories on my small piano channel because that’s where my heart is at and I don’t feel I have anything deeper to offer the fusion of my piano compositions and the fable-like stories that spawned them.
Cinemorphosis 
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